Table of contents : Content: Hello everybody! -- Journalism for beginners -- No news -- Donor darlings and a Hitler cocktail -- Hamiha haramiha -- All the new that's fit to print -- September 11 and the blank spots in the dictatorship -- A new world -- The law of the scissors -- "They are killing innocent Jews" -- A bloody occupation -- The middleman's dilemma -- Absurd and bizarre -- New puppets, old strings -- "There's money in the flag."