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DATING • Am I dead? Because this must be heaven! • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? • You have more curves than a race track. • Do you know karate? Because your body’s really kickin’. • Can I flirt with you? • Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position. • I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away! • Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be a crime to look that good! • Is your name Summer? Because you’re as hot as hell. • If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. • You’re a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me. • Please help the homeless. Take me home with you. • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? • I bet you $40 you’re going to turn me down. • I know that milk does the body good, but how much have you been drinking? • I’m betting that you can’t wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day. • When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. • You know, the power company is looking for you because you’re so electrifying. • You know, I’m not this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet. • Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met. • Of course, there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d love to catch. • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. • How was heaven when you left it? • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. • I think I can die happy now because I’ve just seen a piece of heaven. • You must be going to hell, because it’s a sin to look that good. • You should be someone’s wife. • Excuse me, but do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine. • You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten my standard pick-up line. • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me
and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you, too. • Is your name Gillette? ...Because you’re the best a man can get. • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You’re the one that tripped me. • Help, something’s wrong with my eyes—I just can’t take them off you. • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes. • You’ve got to be tired! You’ve been running through my mind all day! • I think I feel like Richard Gere—I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. • Was your father an alien? Because on Planet Earth, there’s nothing else like you! • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and I’m all lost at sea. • You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life! • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. • I wonder what our children will look like. • If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents. • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name. • If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you. • Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. • If beauty was a drop of water, then you’d be the ocean. • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? • When God made you, He was showing off. • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute. • You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room. • Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. • You’re the reason men fall in love. • You know, you might be asked to leave. You make the other women look bad. • We voted you the “Most Beautiful Girl Here” and the grand prize is me. • Mind if I stare at you up close instead of across the room? • Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation?
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• You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. • For a moment, I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I’m very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? • Hey, you were great on “Baywatch” last night! • You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat. • Excuse me.....Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. • Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine. • If God made anything better than you, He’d keep it for himself. • Guy: Hey, how did you do that? Girl: What? Guy: Look so good? • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity. • Guy: Are you a parking ticket? Girl: What? Guy: You got fine written all over you. • If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. • Guy with rose in hand: I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are. • You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. • Most people like to watch the Super Bowl, because it only happens once a year, but I’d rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime. • When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor... So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. • Do you bleach your teeth? Because your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? • Stop, drop, and roll. You’re on fire. • Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. • There aren’t enough O’s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are. • Guy: This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. Girl: What? Guy: Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute! • Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion. • If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches. • If it weren’t for the sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created. • Guy: That’s a nice watch. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Actually, that’s a nice dress. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is nice on you. • Guy: How is your fever? Girl: What fever? Guy: Oh... You just look hot to me.
• Hey, don’t frown—you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile. • If you were a laser gun, you’d be set on stunning. • You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. • My buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with some of their money? • I can’t believe I’ve been here the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find “The One,” all I have time to say is “Good-bye.” • You look beautiful today, just like every other day. • Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you, the room became beautiful. • Guy: Here are my keys. Girl: Why? Guy: Here’s the key to my house, my car...And my heart. • I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, because I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them. • Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: WHAT?! Guy: I just thought I’d say something to break the ice. • You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed. • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...But it would be close...Real close. • Will you be my derivative? So I can lay tangent to your curves. • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. • Settle down, sugar. I’m diabetic. • Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I’m dying to know what your answer was. • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. • Speaking to guy/girl who’s staring: You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... So what do you say we dance? • Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up! • See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart. • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! • I’m single. Can you believe that? • All the other girls are just rough drafts.... But I think you are the FINAL COPY!! • If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it. • I think that you’re attractive and simply amazing from what I’ve seen so far. Can I get your number and meet your personality? • 1,000 painters working for 1,000 years could not create a beauty that equals you. 2
• It’s a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I’ll let you off with a warning. • If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10. • There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them. • Saying while walking away: Your good looks don’t intimidate me. • If you could put a price tag on beauty, you’d be worth more than Fort Knox. • You’re so hot, you make the North Pole look like the equator. • You’re so hot. I’d better smother you with my body before you burst into flame! • Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. • Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead and say no. • You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also? • Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time? • Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far? • Guy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. Guy: Want one? (If “yes”: Want another one?). • Guy to girl leaving: Hey, where are you going? Girl: Home. Guy: You’re not just going to leave me here like this, are you? • Does your boyfriend know where you are? • Guy while walking by: Excuse me, did you just touch my butt? Girl: No. Guy: Damn! • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved, and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors and even death! So, for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW! • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. • I didn’t know that angels could fly so low! • I have only three months to live… • Guy: I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Girl: No. Guy: Well then, please start. • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? • So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams! • What’s your sign? • Wow. • Guy looking at girl’s shirt label: Yep! Made in heaven! • Are you religious? Because you are the answers to all my prayers. • Say, you remind me of a pop tart. You’re cool because you’re hot! • Guy: It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? Girl: Is it really your birthday? Guy: No, but how about a kiss anyway? • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
• I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight; the most heavenly body was standing right next to me. • Guy: So, what do you like to do for fun? Girl: Why? Guy: Because I’m going to ask you out. • Guy: Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? Girl: NO! Guy: Damn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up. • Did I ever tell you that you are my hero? You’re everything I wish I could be. (start singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because (the person’s name), you are the wind beneath my wings. • When I look into your eyes, it’s like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part. • Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number. • While standing close and staring at his/her lips: Can you feel it? There is some kind of sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too? • Drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words...You better come with me. • I may not be Dairy Queen, but I’ll treat you right!!! • Guy: I can see you. Girl: Uh, yeah. Guy: Great! Then how about tomorrow? • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable. • Guy: Excuse me, but do you have tickets? Girl: Tickets for what? Guy pointing to arm and flexing: To the gun show! • Guy: Beww BEWWW Beww! Girl: What? Guy: That’s the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you, my heart stopped! • Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle. • My love for you is like the universe... Never-ending!! • Guy: Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no) Are you taking applications? • You are everything I never knew I always wanted. • Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You! • I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen until I gazed upon you. • You’ve got something on you head…A halo. • I hope your day is as radiant as your smile. • Guy holding out hand: Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk? • Wouldn’t it be nice if we could be at this same place next year, together and laughing? • If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction. • Guy: I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. Girl: Bet’s on. (kisses her) Guy: I lost. • Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Because you look like you’re made from the best stuff on Earth. • Are you on “America’s Most Wanted?” Because you’re at the top of my list.
• We would go great together, like peanut butter and jelly. • I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend. • I never believed in miracles until I saw you. • Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day! • The average person falls in love seven times before marriage. You’re my lucky seven. • If being fine was a crime, then you will just have to pay the time. • You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe. • Santa must’ve come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list. • I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you. • Is this the Matrix? Because I think you’re the One. • Guy knocking over girl: Oh my God, I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world. • POOF! I’m here, what are your other two wishes? • I’m yin and you’re yang, we just fit together. • Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? Guy reaching out and touching girl’s cheek: Because your face is really hot! • Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes? • I would give up eternity to be with you. • You know you’re good enough to give my last name to. • I love you like pigs love mud. • If a piece of paper meant “sexy,” then you’d be a forest! • Guy: Have you got the time? (girl gives time) Guy: Cool, so you have a watch, I’ll be here at 8, don’t be late. • You plus me equals we. • If love could be described by words, Webster would have to make another dictionary just to describe you. • You smell that? Smells like love. • I see you’ve got arms, I’ve got them too! We should hook up sometime! • I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number. • I don’t normally date models, but OK, here’s my number. • I’ve never seen fashion models off of the runway before! • You can call me Mr. Ski Lift because I’ll sweep you off your feet. • If I had a dollar for every chick I’d seen as hot as you...I’d have one dollar! • You better change the lock because I’m the key to your heart. • Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you? • Am I dreaming? Because this is so unreal. • Do you have some water? Because you set my heart on fire. • I need a place to stay, because you’re so hot you burnt my house down. 3
• I hope there’s a fireman around, because you’re smokin’! • I believe I’m psychic and my visions tell me that we need to be together. • You’re the sound in my voice, the rhythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart.....Be my lightning and strike down on me! • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! • Guy: This must be the end of a rainbow. Girl: Why? Guy: Because I’ve just found my pot of gold. • Guy: I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms). • Pinch me, because I must be dreaming! • Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune. (taking girl’s hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There’s your future. • Give me three good reasons why I shouldn’t buy you a drink. • Guy: Give it back. Girl: Give what back? Guy: My breath. • Can you do me a favor? Stay beautiful till the next time I see you. • I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights would last forever. • Can I have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you. • Hey, want to be pirates with me? Maybe we could hook up. • Somebody better call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox. • You make Paris Hilton look like a Teletubbie. • Hey, my name’s Romeo. Want to be my Juliet? • You’re so hot you make my teeth sweat... • You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese. • There are over five billion people in the world. There is someone for everyone. Could it be that I might be the person for you? • I would say “God bless you,” but it looks like He already did. • Guy: Can I have your autograph? Girl: Why? Guy: Well, you are Miss America, aren’t you? • There must be a monkey here. Because I’m going bananas over you. • Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start. • Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok. Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend? • You’re like a VISA check card. You’re everywhere I want to be. • Guy: Do you have a sewing kit? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I’m ripped! • Before you run, I’m not a freak. • By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good! • Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? • Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
• Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl: It’s my breath from when you took it away. • Come live in my heart and pay no rent. • Can you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man? • Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious. • Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you’re stuck with me. • Does Levi’s pay you for wearing those and looking that good? • Does my breath smell OK ? • Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you. • Don’t walk into that building—the sprinklers might go off! • Don’t you know me from somewhere? • Does beauty run in your family? • Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us? • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle. • Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. • God must have been in a very good mood the day we met. • Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? • Guy: Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? Girl: Uh, no. Guy: No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn’t it? • Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room. • Help, something’s wrong with my eyes—I just can’t take them off you. • Here’s your chance to get to know me. • Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day... All I’m asking for is one. • Can I have your number? I think it’ll look better in my pocket than in your head.
• You’re so fine, you make me stutter… Wha-wha-what’s your name? • Where have you been all my life? • Hey, come here often? You could, with me. • Hey, kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me? • Guy: Hi, do you speak English? Girl: Yes. Guy: Oh, me too. • Hi, my name’s Right...Mr. Right. • I believe that it was Socrates who opined, “Know thyself.” Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you? • I dropped a tear in the ocean…The day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you. • I envy your lipstick. • I know I’m not a grocery item, but I can tell when you’re checking me out. • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. • I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day. • If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand. • I want to spend the rest of my life with you. • I’m addicted to “yes,” and I’m allergic to “no.” So, what’s it going to be? • Know what I like best about you? You haven’t Maced me yet. • May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you? • Guy: You are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Guy: Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me your name. • Pardon me, but what pick-up line works best with you? • Smile if you want me! • There was no color in the world until I met you. • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? • Guy seeing girl walk in: And out of nowhere comes the sunshine! • I wish I was cross-eyed so I
could see you twice. • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! Suggestions for women responding to pick-up lines: • Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell? • Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you....How did you find me? • Guy: I would die for you. Girl: Prove it • Guy: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. • Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: Female impersonator. • Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. • Guy: So, want to go back to my place? Girl: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock? • Guy: I’d like to call you. What’s your number? Girl: It’s in the phone book. Guy: But I don’t know your name. Girl: That’s in the phone book too. • Guy: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Girl: Stop. • Guy: Your body is like a temple. Girl: Sorry, there are no services today. • Guy: I’d go through anything for you. Girl: Good! Let’s start with your bank account. • Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine. • Guy: What’s your name? Girl: Taken! • Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? Girl: Yeah, but this time, don’t stop! • Guy: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included. Girl: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to “jerk.”
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